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INTAKE

CELLBLOCK D · OFFICIAL RECORD

You are a new arrival.

The institution has reviewed your record. We have prepared 7 charges against you.

You will plead to each one. Your pleas will determine your classification, your cellmate, and your sentence.

The Warden will see you now.

// INMATE NAME FOR THE RECORD

Your handle will appear on your intake record.
Leave blank to remain anonymous.

CHARGE 01 of 07 DOCKET #—

// THE INSTITUTION ALLEGES

— charge name —

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// HOW DO YOU PLEAD?

CHARGE 08 — DEFENDANT'S STATEMENT

The defendant is offered the opportunity to admit to one (1) additional infraction not yet on file.

Be specific. This will become part of your permanent record.

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FINAL QUESTION — TIME SERVED

// HOW LONG IN THE TRENCHES?

The institution must record your time served.

How long have you been in the trenches? Crypto, memecoins, the markets — whatever brought you here.

PROCESSING

Appeal #1 filed. Denied immediately. Permanently added to record.

PROCESSING ERROR

The Warden's office is temporarily backlogged.

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