// INMATE PROCESSING — 069420
EVIDENCE
#0420

SUPERMAXXING

MAXIMUM SECURITY. MAXIMUM CONVICTION.
ID-7420 / 069420 INTAKE: 069420
Max and Lifer
6'5'4'3'
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locked in. no parole.
FILED
> cat inmate_code.txt

THE CODE

You're already locked in.

$SUPERMAXXING is the official inmate registry of pump.fun. The Warden runs the prison. The COs deploy the sentences. The inmates eat ramen and check the chart. Every degen in the trenches is doing life — we just put names on the cells.

"TRUST ME BRO. THIS IS THE BOTTOM."
— Inmate #7420, every single day
"yeah bro. whatever you say."
— Inmate #069420, 069420 days served

Max believes. Lifer remembers. Neither sells.

— some of you will be both, depending on the hour.

No shade to the Warden. He built the prison. He didn't make us walk in. We did that to ourselves.

THE PRISON ISN'T THE TOKEN.
THE PRISON IS PUMP.FUN.
you were already inside before we got here.
> access yard.term

THE YARD

INMATE ACCESS TERMINAL · TYPE 'help' FOR COMMANDS

inmate@cellblock-D:~$ SECURE
$SUPERMAXXING TERMINAL v1.0 — type 'help' for commands
type 'counsel <question>' to talk to MAX or LIFER
 
>
PROCESSED
> roll_call --all

ROLL CALL

SIX MOMENTS FROM INSIDE

Lifer eating alone
01  EATING ALONE
The Chart
02  CHECKING THE CHART
The cast
03  THE CAST
Max
04  INMATE #7420
Max
05  MAX SEES THE BOTTOM
Brothers
06  BROTHERS
> visiting_hours.now

JOIN THE YARD

EMBED