$SUPERMAX — Locked In. No Parole.

welcome to cellblock D. — locked in. no parole.

CELLBLOCK D · INMATES PROCESSED: —

WHERE YOU ARE

You're in pump.fun. So is everyone else. The chart is the yard. The bags are the sentence. MAX has been here longer than you. LIFER has been here longer than anyone. There's no parole, but there's a phone in the warden's office. Pick up if you want.

PUMP.FUN FAMILY · CELLBLOCK D

MAX · #7420

"BRO. WELCOME. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE."

LIFER · #069420

"...he says that to everyone. you'll get used to it."

WHAT YOU DO HERE

PROCESSED

RUN YOUR INTAKE

Answer 7 charges. Get classified. Join the registry.

PROCESSED

VISIT THE WARDEN

Talk to MAX and LIFER. They're always on duty.

PROCESSED

CHECK THE REGISTRY

See who's inside. Population count. Live data.

PROCESSED

RUN THE SCRYER

Paste a wallet. Get a rap sheet. The scryer sees all.

CELLBLOCK D · CURRENT POPULATION

— booked

THE YARD PHONE

for advanced inmates · type 'help' if you don't know what you're doing

inmate@cellblock-D:~$ SECURE

$SUPERMAX TERMINAL v1.0 — type 'help' for commands

type 'counsel <question>' to talk to MAX or LIFER